In an attempt to catch up, blog-wise, I am forced to present you with three topics of no apparent correlation other than their relation to my life. Think of it like a dinner party with an old friend from high school, a co-worker and your cousin from out of town: they all know you, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will get along as you break bread. Speaking of bread (nice segue!)...
Learning to make bread has been on my to-do list for a long time. Baked goods involving yeast have always intimidated me. I was under the impression making a loaf of bread was a complex process involving fancy equipment and hours of kneading. I pictured myself exhausted, biceps burning, covered in flour as I took loaf after loaf of flat, brick-like failure-loaves out of the oven. I was only half right.
My first attempt, using this Jaime Oliver recipe, was most definitely a failure-loaf. Heavy enough to use as a door stopper and tough enough to chip teeth, this "bread" soon found it's way to the compost heap. In Jaime's defense, I used the wrong flour, though he does like to use words such as "stodgey", "bashing and squashing" "fandabidoz" in his recipes. Such unscientific language is probably not beneficial for newbie bakers lacking confidence.
Second try? Fandabidoz!
I used this recipe for my second attempt, and am still shocked that it turned out so well. It looks like bread! It tastes like bread! Not a chance of chipping a tooth! Though pretty and tasty, this recipe did make a loaf akin to Wonderbread. My ultimate goal is to make something more like crusty french bread, but hey, baby steps!
Now let's baby step over to some new socks (not so great segue):
After knitting myself some wellie-warmers (not to be confused with willie-warmers), my pal Cathy asked me to knit her some as well. Like any good knitter, I got around to it several months later.
Pattern: From my noggin. Plain ribbed socks with a short row heel.
Yarn: Lopi, with bits of Nashua Creative Focus Chunky.
Needles: 4.5 mm to make 'em nice and dense
Now to knock those socks off (groan worthy segue), ever heard of the Pillow Fight League?
A friend of mine will be filming some future matches, so I went along to check out a pillow fight. Craziness! I had originally dismissed the PFL as another silly exploitative pseudo-sport like mud wrestling. No way! Think roller-derby meets old school WWF.
Great entertainment. Highly recommended!
There you have it. Failure loaves, wellie warmers and pillow fights. Just an average weekend!