WANTEDBlack Squirrel aka Sciurus Carolinensis
Suspect is wanted in Ontario for grand theft green-tomato. Suspect may be responsible for previously unsolved crimes at the same location including disturbance of mulch and kidnapping of underage zucchinis.
Suspect is described as 10 inches [25.5 cm] in height, dark hair, beady eyes, bushy tail. Suspect was last spotted fleeing north on Augusta Avenue.
Seriously, what was I thinking trying to grow tomatoes in the city?
4 comments:
I had no idea squirrels would eat green tomatoes. I'll be keeping an eye on the little critters now that my balcony plants actually seem to be producing some tiny little ones.
Could it be Mary Stuart Masterson in disguise?
his relatives are chewing my strawberries up here in Aurora. Not even taking the whole thing, just nibbling on all the red ones. Damn rodents...
this made me, and my co-workers, laugh out loud!
pellet gun?
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